My Christmas Wish list and a poll!

Mid-year is almost over, so that means I start dropping hints for items I expect to see under my tree on Christmas morning. I do ask for big ticket items to stimulate the economy, so do what's right to help others as I am.

Not so much a gift for me, but for you. I'd like for you to download the Rasterbator software. Use it to print out a rasterized picture of me. I will allow any commercial use of this photograph as long as I reap the benefits and/or babes (the latter with my wife's permission). Below is one of the very rare photographs of me as I shy away from cameras and black licorice.


Inflatable Meatloaf. You never know when you may need one.

YES, there is a town close to me named Weiner, so therefore I need the shirt.

I'd like a new toy

Something to spice up our boring flowerbed

My wife's new costume. Yes, this is for me in a way.

This little gem would save many relationships

I'd like one of each item found here

I must show my co-workers who has superior firepower.

Being old, I'd still like that old-school feel when I talk on the phone.

Pretty much any shirt here I'd wear.

very creative