Girly Drinking?

My vote is simple.

No fruit.

Sure, Clint or Chuck pull it off, but they wouldn't have to.

There are exceptions. A lemon or lime with a shot of tequila? Acceptable. Eating a cherry? Acceptable, only if to impress the ladies by tying the cherry stem in a knot with your tongue after eating said cherry (which is a tactic I have used - and worked)

Having a piece of fruit in your drink? Not acceptable.

One could say, "well Corona is supposed to have a lime and/or lemon in it." I respond to such drivel with: "Why the hell are you drinking Corona?"

Seriously. You don't see Guinness commercials with fruit in them, do you? Nope. No cherries, no lemons, no limes, no oranges.

Man up buttercups.




**This post and poll are completely satirical. If you're offended, then clearly you should be slapped and sterilized. No seriously, if you find this offensive, go have a beer and get some fresh air.**

Ok Sangrias are amazing, so I would say yes you can have fruit there.

uh last time i checked Lime was a fruit and 90% of beer drinkers put a slice of lime into at least 1 type of beer sooooooo.... does this not include them coma?

He said Lime with tequila, but that could be extended to about any alcoholic beverage.

ah didn't see the lime with a shot of tequila

lime + tequila = ok

anything else = no

well i know something like Carona with lime is pretty good

why the **** would you want to ruin the taste of beer and any other alcoholic drink with fruit.

and coma could you change option three to:

If I saw a dude even holding a drink with fruit in it, I'd kick him in the face

i agree with the first post corrona tastes like piss water with or without fruit

its a mahooosive /no fruit for me and u can trust me ima barman lol

leave the fruit for the rabbits, and dont ruin the taste of beer. it is unique and should remain that way.

lol man up buttercups, hilarious

[GM]Tipsy wrote:and coma could you change option three to:

If I saw a dude even holding a drink with fruit in it, I'd kick him in the face

ask and ye shall receive - changed

because real men, with no fruit in their beer would kick another fruity-drink wielding fellow in his girly mouth

where's mah vitamin c?

poparteeb wrote:where's mah vitamin c?

Eating orange on a stick
1. peel (if you're really manly skip this step)
2 shove the whole thing in your mouth
3. Get carted to hospital for eating the stick

The closest thing to fruit I'll ever put in a drink is grape soda. A half and half mix of grape shasta + vodka = awesome.

Wait... does sour mix count as fruit? I think it's partly made of fruit juice... because I love me some whiskey sours.

As far as daquiris, pina coladas, and all that stuff... hell no.

OMG Pina Coladas are amazing x.x. Ya'll are missing out

yea pina colodas are amazing along with margaritas

I love a good mixed drink.

As a matter of fact, Triple Screwdrivers are my favorite... and even a triple is 33% orange juice...

However, I voted number 4!

I'm not girlie, it's only girlie if the guy drinking it is girlie.

'nuff said.

im really worried now. what is the world coming to when a man requests to add fruit in his drink, when a man turns down a beer for a premixed drink. what happens next. will men now shave thier legs, worry about "do these pants make me look fat", have book clubs where they talk about how thier day went.

i refuse to belive this, if this is the future, kill me now, and make sure i go out eating a steak, drinking a beer and "making love" to a beautiful women (all at the same time if possible)

Dude I still love steak. How can you not like that?

i find fault with you only noting 1 out of 3 things i mentioned. while i agree with you steak is awesome, the other 2 trump steak anytime of the day lol

no problem with fruit, because I never get to drink. Whem I'm out with the wife, i let her drink and there is always fruit in it and i will take a hit of it. It's always tasted fine to me. Plus, word of wisdom, let the wife get juiced, then you get to have fun at home if you can get to her before she passes out or the kids wake up.

But when im chillen, its cold hearted whiskey, prefer wild turkey, but hangs with Jack.

[GM]Tipsy wrote:i find fault with you only noting 1 out of 3 things i mentioned. while i agree with you steak is awesome, the other 2 trump steak anytime of the day lol

I bet they do.